Gig Guide
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FERGIE - ROCK BIO
Fat Malcolm !
Fergie has been awarded, along with chief cohort Boggles, for the 5th year in a row, the North West licenced premises assoc lifetime achievement award for services to lager.
An absolute bastard to rehearse with, a serial guitar swopper, and has been known to headbutt the occasional chav !
The Fergster is most definitely made up to be back in his fav place at the heart of the rhythm section because if he tries to play anywhere above the 9th fret he gets a nosebleed.
He may have killed people in the line of duty, no-one is sure, as he may have eaten the bodies.
LIKES -
Guitars, Joe Bonammass..Joe Onnamassa...Joe Bonermassive...erm...that boring blues bloke, lager, turning up his guitar after soundcheck.
PERSONAL LINKS -
An absolute bastard to rehearse with, a serial guitar swopper, and has been known to headbutt the occasional chav !
The Fergster is most definitely made up to be back in his fav place at the heart of the rhythm section because if he tries to play anywhere above the 9th fret he gets a nosebleed.
He may have killed people in the line of duty, no-one is sure, as he may have eaten the bodies.
LIKES -
PERSONAL LINKS -
www.marshallamps.com - where his wet dreams start..
www.kleenex.co.uk - for after the first 3 websites
jbonamassa.com - where his wet dreams become reality
www.liverpoolfc.tv
- something to watch whilst he's stealing your hubcaps...
www.kleenex.co.uk - for after the first 3 websites